... but afterwards, when I'm lying awake at night, I'll think of a zinger. Yeah!

this is allegorical

this is allegorical

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this is amazing

this is amazing

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"Don’t use an exclamation mark in a moment of anger. If you insert one in a fit of temper, lay aside the letter until morning. You will be surprised how silly it will seem then — not only the exclamation mark but the whole letter."

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from one beta gamma sigma to another, if you know what I mean

from one beta gamma sigma to another, if you know what I mean

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walter white, mike tyson and superman
yeh I’m set
I might have to turn gay tho

walter white, mike tyson and superman

yeh I’m set

I might have to turn gay tho

lo*

lo*

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cocaine-shower:

cerberus-cheerleader:

luy643yh:

watch this it’s very important

what the hell

Whhhaaaatttt thhhheeee fuuuuuck~!?

MIND BLOW WHAT THE FUCK

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"

David Cunliffe is my new hero:

When the right-wing party says that it’s going to cut your leg off, voters want the left-wing party to say that it’s not going to cut your leg off. Voters don’t want to be told that the left-wing party is also going to cut your leg off, but cut it off a bit lower down and give you some anaesthetic.

"

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Photoception (Taken with instagram)