May 2012
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May 30th
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May 27th
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“Don’t use an exclamation mark in a moment of anger. If you insert one in a fit...”
– James Thurber! (via nevver)
May 15th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 4th
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WatchWatch
cocaine-shower: cerberus-cheerleader: luy643yh: watch this it’s very important what the hell Whhhaaaatttt thhhheeee fuuuuuck~!? MIND BLOW WHAT THE FUCK
May 4th
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“David Cunliffe is my new hero: When the right-wing party says that it’s...”
– https://www.facebook.com/notes/david-cunliffe/get-your-invisible-hand-off-our-assets/10150721718297798
May 3rd
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April 2012
23 posts
Apr 25th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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pugs are so cute →
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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Every Candidate Endorsed by God Has Now Lost to... →
The end — sorry, um, suspension — of Rick Santorum’s presidential campaign is a major milestone in the primary race, clearing the way, as it does, for Mitt Romney to cruise here on out to the nomination essentially unchallenged. But Santorum’s withdrawal is also a major milestone for God, the beloved all-powerful deity whose personal endorsement somehow failed to secure the nomination...
Apr 12th
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I need something creative to do this weekend
place is christchurch, new zealand don’t tell me to go out drinking what should I do??????
Apr 11th
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how to cook a unicorn →
or at least, a book that tells you how also, I have already got a unicorn tag (wtf?)
Apr 10th
Apr 3rd
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 1st
March 2012
26 posts
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 28th
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how to wash a cat →
HOW TO WASH THE CAT 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both lids up. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape.) The cat will self agitate and make...
Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 27th
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those crazy vegetarians →
I don’t think this is representative but that is going to be one fucked-up kid.
Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 21st
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dirty dairying
I fail to understand how dairy farmers could fall foul of the requirement to clean up their cow shit.  Its a well-known fact that cow shit makes great fertilizer.  So it wouldn’t be uneconomic to put into place measures to collect all the cow shit they produce and transform it into a marketable product for the gardening or crop-farming industries. Cow shit. I just like saying it.
Mar 20th
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Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
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or something: 15 Words that do not exist in the... →
lesspectacular: 15 words that don’t exist in the English language Cafuné (Portuguese): the act of tenderly running one’s fingers through someone’s hair. Toska (Russian): a dull ache of the soul, a longing with nothing to long for. Mamihlapinatapai (Yagan): the wordless, yet meaningful look shared by two…
Mar 17th
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Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
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